She had a heavy accent. It sounded like she was from France. The rest of us girls soon realized that she did not understand English too well. This was too good to resist.
We kept telling her how good she was and what a star she was. We kept on about how she was going to be the best there ever was. She ate this up like a hound dog.
What she did not realize was that we were sitting her up to make a fool out of herself. I am the one who decided how to do it.
I borrowed a record from my babysitter - "The Mickey Mouse Club" theme song. I told the girl that I had a record that would make her famous. I told her that all the big stars danced to this song and that is what make them stars. She was ecstactic, to say the very least. She wanted it in her show.
I was the stock girl; so I was in charge of playing the records and running the show. I waited until her last number when she had everything off to play it. All of us girls were laughing until our sides busted. Here is this young, good-looking naked girl out on the stage dancing around sexy to ---- M-I-C-K-E-Y M-O-U-S-E! We were laughing so much.
She got off stage. We told her how good she did and how she was going to be a star for sure and that she just needed to use that record on all her shows. She said, "It sounded like a duck!"
Turnedd out she was not as dumb as we all thought. She would not let me play it anymore. Needless to say, we did not hear anymore "star" talk out of her for the rest of the week.
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