George feeding Chico...

Lori Lanier and I wre striping in Cleveland, Ohio. E were going to only be gone a few days for the booking; so we kept our motel room rented inCanton, Ohio because that is where we usually stayed when we were not working. My boyfriend lived in Canton; so I liked to be around him as much as possible.

The managre at the burlesk theater in Cleveland offered to boo us for two weeks. We took the offer. Therer was only one problem - Chco.

Chico was Lori's spider monkey. She had left him n his cage with enough food and watdrer for the length of time that we would be gone. But if we stayed for two more weeks, he did not have enough food and water.

We were not sure what to do. Then we decided to call my boyfriend. He agreed to take what Lori told him to take - apples - to the motela nd give them to the monkey.

When we got back to Canton it waw sreally funy. George had just thrown the apples in the cage. He had not cut them up or anything.

He said that he had gone to the desk clerk and told him that he needed to give the apples to hte monkey. Thedesk clerk told him that they could not let him in our room without our permission. He told them, "I don't watnt inthe damn room! Here's theapplsee! You give them to the monkey!" They let him inthe room.. guess they did not watn to feed the monkey.

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