The Daily Blogs of Opal Dockery, the Old Stripper, better known as PHONE SEX GRANDMA: award-winning actress, writer, poet and speaker
Monday, November 10, 2008
Guy Told Stripper No Steaks, if No Bed
I worked with a girl as a stripper in Syracuse, New York - I do not remember her name - who told me about going to a guy's apartment. He was a regular customer; so she felt pretty safe. He asked her to his place to eat some steaks. While the steaks were cooking, he came in and said, "Well, we have time to go to bed while the steaks are cooking!" She told him she did not want to go to bed. He replied, "If you don't fuck, you don't eat!" She told him to stick his steaks up his ass and left.
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