My friend, Lori Lanier, better known on the burlesk theater circuit as Peaches and Cream and I really had a lot of fun together. We did some really crazy things. We liked to shock people from our frequent displays of insanity.
There was a customer - an oler guy - who used to come to see us dance in Kansas City, Missouri at the Pink Pussy Cat. His nick-name was Buster. We teased him by calling him Buster Brown.
We always made over him making him think that we really liked him. We would be walking down the street with him acting like we were fighting over him. He was at the height of his glory.
He would take us out to eat. We would act like we both wanted to sit on the same side of the booth with him. We would act like we were getting into an argument over him - over who would get to sit with him. Finally, we would make a compromise. We would take turns sitting with him. We would eat a little while and then change seats.
That was funny enough; but what was even more funny was when we changed seats, we would leave our plate of food. We just changed seats. We did not move our food. She would eat off my plate; and I would eat off hers.
I think this grossed Buster out more than it turned him on. But we did not care. We got our big thrill from the shocked looks from Buster, the waitress, and everyone around us.
Opal as THE X-RATED GRANDMA:
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