I worked as a stripper at the Follie's Burlesque Theater in Kansas City, Missouri with a girl named Tijuana. She was pretty with long black hair that came past her rear end. She probably weighted about 110 pounds, was maybe 5 feet tall, and had a really nice figure. She was from Guatemala and the wife of the manager, John Ory. She had a pet monkey. She would carry it in her bag on her shoulder.
One day she was walking in front of the burlesk theater. A big bus full of young guys drove by. The bus stopped at the light in front of the theater. They all hollered sexual remarks to her.
She hollered back, "Do you want to see my monkey?" Well, you know what the anser to that was. Unfortuately, for them they did not get to see the kind of monkey they thought she was going to show them. She opened up her bag and held up her monkey and said, "Here! Look at my monkey!"
Opal as THE X-RATED GRANDMA:
2 comments:
GrandMa, that's 1 of the Funnies soties we've ever heard!! We could make that into a HotMovie in Tijuana for realz!?:}
O.K.!!!!! Let's do it!!!!
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