Streaking A Formal Affair - Canton, Ohio

I really did some pretty weird, insane things back when I was a stripper before I was even thirty years old. The things I did were not to hurt anyone. I just delighted in the thrill of shocking someone with certain off the wall behaviors.
One such incident was the time Jim Manos who managed the State Burlesk Theater in Canton, Ohio wanted me to pull a prank on a big party. There was a class reunion at a big fancy country club. Some of the guys at the reunion asked Jim if he could get a stripper to streak the party. Guess who Jim asked. Of course, anything for a laugh and a chance to shock some uppitty people was right down my alley.
Jim showed me the map of the country club dining area. Still, I was not sure how to get out of the place; but I wanted to do it anyway.
He drove me out to the country club and parked across the big lawn. I walked through the front dorr - naked as a jaybird. No one was around. I heard some people talking and looked in the large fancy dining area. The men were in tuxedoes and the women were in formal gowns. It looked like a senior prom "get together".
At that point, I ran upon the stage, bent over, spread my butt cheeks in front of the crowd, and ran out the back door. At least, I thought it was the back door. Turns out, it was the kitchen. One of the cooks hollered, "Call the police!" I thought, "Oh! No! How can I get out?" Luckily, I saw another door and ran to it. It went outside. I was running down the steps. Two chauffeurs were sitting on each side of the steps. I said, "Hi!" they replied, "Hi!" We were all three really
nonchalant - like, "Ho! Hum!"
I saw Jim's car across the lawn. I ran and got in it. We both had a big laugh.


Special Quote, Written By Opal Dockery on July 17, 2003, a 40 year old vegan:
"Humans and non-humans are animals. All deserve an equal right to be treated with dignity and respect. One species has no right to rule over another in any manner such as slavery or determining the other's fate as with death. Until humanity as a whole realizes this, no peace will ever be available."